It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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