If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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