I'm lost and stupid without you.
i permit you to call me
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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