If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
