can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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