So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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