The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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