My liver just broke up with me...
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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