i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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