It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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