So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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