I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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