i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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