I feel great
I just peed on a car
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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