Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I think a kid would responsible me up
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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