I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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