i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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