We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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