I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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