Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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