I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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