i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
How external is "for external use only"?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
try to milk me bitch
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