Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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