Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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