I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
babies were throwing up all over the place
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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