dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Drake has all the answers
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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