Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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