I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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