my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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