He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Just pee around me
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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