Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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