scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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