I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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