Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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