Pregnant stripper...not hot.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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