do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
