yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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