Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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