what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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