Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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