I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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