Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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