You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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