People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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