there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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