just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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