Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
