Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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