I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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