Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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