He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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