did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
